King Henry, a docile bantam black cochin who was ever alert for a stray centipede or impending danger to his flock, died earlier this week at the hands of an intruder. In spite of his epic rooster skills, King Henry had a long rap sheet. Accused of disturbing the peace and breaking and entering on numerous occasions, he managed to evade charges. He was, however, convicted on numerous counts of robbery and sentenced to time behind bars, the jailer ever hopeful that he’d mend his garden-shredding ways with a little tough love. King Henry is survived by Flopsy, Mopsy, and “the black one.” He was preceded in death by Mama Hen. Authorities continue to search for his attacker.












